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Joke of the Day

"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."

"My mom laughed at me when I told her I was making a car out of spaghetti... you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!"

"What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU"

"TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series.... ""15 and Mounting""."

"I was playing Words with Fiends I scored 50 points for using all my runes, but summoned Pazuzu."

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50"

"Pizza is like sex. When its good, its reeallly good, but when its bad... It's still pretty damn good."

"For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator Then came Bill Cosby"

"Are the Polish for or against abductions? Maybe I should take a poll"

"How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess."