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Joke of the Day

"Gee this couple posted so many selfies during their trip. They must've had a great time proving us they had a great time."

"I don't always have pre-marital sex... But when I do it's not with my wife."

"If killing a king is called regicide, what do you call killing a queen? Homocide."

"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"

"How do you make a Whiskey Sour? Crush it's hopes and dreams."

"Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results."

"""I like every kind of music except country"" -teens who are into hip-hop, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, big band, and chants."

"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

"My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes"