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Joke of the Day

"Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results."

"What's the worst kind of T-Shirt? A Casual Tee."

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"

"Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"

"I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine"

"Bras are annoying: They really get on my tits. I am from the UK and have no idea whether this works in any other country at all."

"I'm not sure why my girlfriend got mad at me for busting a nut. It's not like I could eat it with the shell on."