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Joke of the Day

"If killing a king is called regicide, what do you call killing a queen? Homocide."

"TIL After years of research, scientists have positively concluded that the most effective way to make your penis bigger is using a magnifying glass"

"I am friends with 25 letters from the alphabet I don't know y EDIT: Credits to Chris Turner."

"Dyslexic zombies crave Brians."

"I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like ""OMG Mum did you read this???"""

"Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock... ... to prevent against harmful rays."

"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."

"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""

"Why can't dyslexics tell jokes? They always punch up the fuckline."

"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."