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Joke of the Day

"Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds."

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

"How often do women become completely unreasonable? Periodically."

"Did you hear about the butt fetishist who finally convinced his girlfriend to peg him? It made his hole weak."

"My bucket list. 1. Buy bucket."

"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"

"Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up."

"Who was the fattest Pharaoh of ancient Egypt? Hippo-Ptolemy"

"Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name."

"Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!"