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Joke of the Day
"Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!"
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"If you say ""cash money"" around me, Don't act surprised when I kick you in the ""balls nuts"" See how stupid that sounds?"
"When someone's all, ""Words cannot begin to describe ..."" I'm all YES THEY CAN YOU HAVE A LIMITED VOCABULARY."
"Temperatures last night dropped into the high 80s. Flannel PJs and a heavy down comforter kept my teeth from chattering too loudly."
"What happened when Grandpa went to the strip club? He had a stroke."
"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"
"It's all fun and games when there's a hole in your bucket... ...the problems start when there's a bucket in your hole."
"Unappreciated diet tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat."
"""Do it!"" Nah, I don't wanna. ""Come on, man!"" No way. ""It'll be fun!"" I don't know... ""Do it for the Vine!"" Oh alright. *Hitler invades Poland*"
"What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive? Rolls Rice"