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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? Can't keep milking a goat for 70 years"
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"How do you keep a homosexual in suspense... ...ill tell you later."
"How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb? It only taek won do change a lightbulb."
"How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!"