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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? Can't keep milking a goat for 70 years"
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"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... Now it looks like France landed there..."
"Tweets got stolen. * Everybody looks at the new black dude following *"
"Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them"
"My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say."
"All I had to do to get back into Twitter was type my credit card number into some web site in Japanese! I'M BACK AMERICA!"
"You were probably conceived at home... they say most accidents happen around the household."
"Her: We had the baby! She is 7lbs 3oz, born at 9:08am. We'll be naming her tomorrow. Me: Tomorrow is a terrible name for a baby, tbh."
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you."
"Chuck Norris is so awesome... He counted to infinity, twice."