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Joke of the Day
"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"
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"A guy walks in on his daughter masturbating with a pickle ""Sick!"" he says. ""I was going to eat that. Now it's going to taste like pickle."""
"How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!"
"What Will Come After Fuller House? Fullest House. Then, Get Out of My House"
"Mood ring I got my wife a mood ring. When she's in a good mood it turns a beautiful shade of blue. When she's in a bad mood it leaves an ugly red mark on my forehead."
"The dominating wife A woman at an optician's shop: I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband. He is still not seeing things my way!"
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning."
"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Orange Juice made from concentrate"
"Your resume just says ""falconer"" ""And?"" Well, this is a bank *falcon starts break-dancing* ""Not yet Tyler, wait until he offers us the job"""
"museum guide: america was founded on july 4, 1776 me: [nodding sagely] ah yes so its a Cancer. this explains everythig"