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Joke of the Day
"Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up."
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"I held up a fist for a CW to bump and she kissed my ring. I am now drunk on power and no one is allowed to make eye contact."
"Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's"
"Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat? Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat"
"So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump's supporters are a ""Basket of deplorables"". Next Trump will respond saying: ""Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables"""
"Why didn't the leopard go on vacation? It couldn't find the right spot."
"Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home. (Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )"
"Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!"
"[Picking up girls] Me: you like bad boys, huh? Girls: yea Me to my wing man: tell them Wing man: he's just literally the worst"
"It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean ""towards a cow"". *sips wine*"