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Joke of the Day
"How often do women become completely unreasonable? Periodically."
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"First Cannibal: ""Have you seen the dentist?"" Second Cannibal: ""Yes he filled my teeth at dinner time."""
"I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it."
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"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."
"Don't worry, men. Women can't tell women to calm down either."
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