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Joke of the Day

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

"If water is h20, what is ice H2O^3"

"These Black and Mexican jokes have gone too far Once you know Juan, you know Jamal."

"I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone."

"If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny shit."

"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"

"This: sentence: is: sick: it has :cancer."

"What do you call a guy in a lot of debt? Owen."

"A bee just landed on my cheek and didn't sting me. I think we're dating now."