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Joke of the Day

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

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"Google Moon is NOT what I thought it would be. *pulls up pants"
"(Date) Me: Sorry I have terrible anxiety and get picnic attacks. Her: You mean panic attacks? Me: *pulling basket out* Oh god make it stop"
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the picnic? Because he burnt all the Franks."
"How do you get down off an Elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."
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"Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory."
"It's kind of fcuked up that Valentine's Day is the only socially acceptable time to trade sexual favors for gifts."
"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"
"Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!"
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