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Joke of the Day
"I want to be a father someday But my son says I should start now"
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"*Superman put glasses on Mt. Rushmore faces* Lois Lane: ""What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"""
"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral."
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."
"I painted my computer black hoping it would run faster, but now it just doesn't work."
"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
"What did the druggie do when he got acid? Took some tums"
"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."
"You guys want to hear a joke? Women's rights."
"Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who's sick of her bull shit."