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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral."

"So this lady says: ""Would both of you guys do me at the same time?... ...come on, I double dog dare you."""

"why you should never go to war against bhuddists they have respawn"

"I lost my virginity to a mentally disabled girl last night I wanted my first time to be special."

"Politics in Pakistan You don't cast your vote. You vote your caste."

"Did you know David Guetta was French? In fact, I heard, in his hometown, he's also called David BaGuetta! HA^HA^HA^HA^Ha^ha"

"Do you wish you were always broke? Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you"

"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"

"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"

"Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together... They were fast friends!"