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Joke of the Day
"Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who's sick of her bull shit."
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"What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute? A Ronda Rousey fight."
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"Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: ""Beef Jerky!"""
"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."
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"[giving mother in law my famous salad dressing recipe over the phone] 1 part vinegar, then *bites lip so I don't laugh* 2 parts baking soda"
"Size does matter-just ask Pluto."
"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"