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Joke of the Day
"What did the druggie do when he got acid? Took some tums"
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"Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement."
"What eats everything? An Om-nomnivore"
"Almost Instant Joy Find any Fast Song (Rap to Electro) Click Settings, Crank up the Speed 1.25: 1.5: Instant Twerk Music 2: The 2 is for 2Fast6You Only on Computers. RIP Phone Users"
"I was walking in the park... ..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having sex. God do I love my new taser."
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? ""You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!"" Aye matey"
"Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do."
"Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline."
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F"
"I injured my back in Egypt... and had to see a Cairo-practor"