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Joke of the Day

"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"He died doing what he loved, surprising tigers."

"If you're feeling down, park in a handicap space and soon a bunch of strangers will tell you that there's nothing wrong with you!"

"An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Man walk into a bar The Hobbit laughs at them and walks under it."

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party... When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"Curiosity doesn't kill anything, stupidity does."

"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"

"Man's wife was gone from home all day When she finally came back late in the day, her husband asked ""Where'v you been all day?"" ""At the beauty salon"" ""Were they closed!?"""

"are you the girl who has to type everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *looks back at prosecutor and answers his question as a dolphin*"

"Want to hear a gay joke? Nevermind... it's kinda gay"