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Joke of the Day
"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
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"I took my grandma to one of those fish spa's where the fish eat your dead skin Sooooo much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery."
"If you can read this, you're standing too close to my iPhone!"
"Man boobs, man perm, man purse. If you have to identify something by saying the gender, it probably shouldn't exist. Sorry if this is a bad joke I just got bored watching the WNBA."
"Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined."
"Wait...you said JAZZ hands? Oh god. I totally misheard you. Please get me a towel."
"I sometimes watch birds and wonder ""If I could fly who would I shit on?"""
"Pharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy - ""Id like 3 packs of condoms please"". The pharmacist - ""Here you go sir, would you like a bag"". Man: ""No thanks, the girl is good looking""."
"We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house."
"Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."