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Joke of the Day

"I almost choken on food and the whole time it was happening I was just thinking ""What a cliche way for a fat person to die of"""

"A Poem Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Lol, I'm a dog."

"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"

"In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs."

"What's the difference between my daughter and my wife? I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife."

"George R.R. martins House words should be ""Book is coming"" because he keeps saying it but it never seems to actually happen."

"Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. You know, cause they can't reach and all."

"I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed."

"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."

"Ladies, you should know that if I invite you to a movie I'm only after one thing: someone with a big purse I can store all my snacks in."