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Joke of the Day

"So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak."

"a 21st century Hitler would have Macklemore hair (the moustache was attempt to seem young & trendy) & he would call himself a ""race wonk"""

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer."

"What do nine out of ten people enjoy? A gangbang."

"Why did Moses part his hair? To make a path for the Israelice."

"What's it called when a cannon ball eats another cannon ball? Cannonball-ism."

"Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though."

"Yes, Banner Ads, we want to check our Credit Scores. Almost as much as we want to pick people up at the airport and see our parents fucking."

"Too soon for a knock knock joke? ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in!!!"""

"Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Was aiming a little high..."