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Joke of the Day
"Five reasons not to use an electric toilet Number two will shock you"
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"5yo: OMG I'M STARVING I NEED TO EAT I'M GONNA DIIIIIEE!! *eats 3 fries* 5yo: Can I be done?"
"Behind every successful man there's a woman they say, But behind a successful woman there's a stupid man."
"I asked my mom why I had to go to singing lessons. She told me it was a skill I needed to a choir."
"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"
"The highest form of flattery... ...is a plateau"
"My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... You could say it was his hunting inskinkt."
"Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings."
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything."