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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything."

"Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms."

"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."

"Thanks god my wife die. hhhhhhhhh"

"What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh."

"Patient ""Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places"" Doctor ""Well don't go to those places."""

"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro Boner."

"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."

"They're calling the Patriot thing ""Deflategate?"" I was hoping they'd go with ""Ball-o-caust."""

"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""