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Joke of the Day

"Behind every successful man there's a woman they say, But behind a successful woman there's a stupid man."

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"What does the neckbeard mosquito say to the female mosquito? M'laria"
"Ay girl, your ass must be sitting on F5... Cause that ass is refreshing"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? You mean you don't know?!"
"There is no ""me"" in team. No, wait, yes there is!"
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you *IN* the bathroom? European."
"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"
"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"
"Imagine me in bed. Wrong. Wetter. Wrong again. Wetter. Wrong AGAIN! Soaking wet. This leaky roof is gonna cost me a fortune to fix!"
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