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Joke of the Day
"I asked my mom why I had to go to singing lessons. She told me it was a skill I needed to a choir."
Next Joke
"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"
"I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now."
"Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries"
"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"
"Think about a future where humanity has no choice but to leave earth. It's unsettling"
"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."
"My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
"A book fell on my head the other day, I only have my shelf to blame"
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."