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Joke of the Day

"The highest form of flattery... ...is a plateau"

"Do vegans get paid hourly or celery? That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. Sorry."

"I don't have a small penis... its just ""fun sized""."

"What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A woman will always blow your paycheck"

"What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll"

"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"

"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"

"All refugees are terrorists. (that's the punchline) (No that's actually the punchline)"

"Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked."

"I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, ""Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."" It made me cross."