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Joke of the Day
"My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... You could say it was his hunting inskinkt."
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"*Gets pulled over by cop* ""Papers?"" ""Scissors"" *Cop removes glasses* ""Rocks?"" *Both start successful trap house*"
"Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Happy saint Patricks Day!"
"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""
"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."
"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."
"I just saw a guy put a hamburger between 2 pancakes so I proposed on the spot and he just said ""no"" so he's obviously the smartest man alive"
"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""
"Me: Sorry, I can't tonight. I already made plans. Him: That's too bad. There's going to be open bar and-- Me: What time should I be there?"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""