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Joke of the Day

"Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!"

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"

"What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident? Urine."

"My boss: Are you on Twitter? Me: I've never heard of it. Is it a drug? Why would you ask? Am I acting funny? Maybe you're acting funny."

"I don't see the fun in putting money on the railway track. The bill flew away, so I put a rock on top of it. Now I'm going to Guantanamo."

"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."

"What do ducks smoke? Quack."

"Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger."

"If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?"

"Hygiene No my name is dad not Gene."