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Joke of the Day
"Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger."
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"Big words Don't you just hate when people use big words to try and sound more photosynthesis?"
"Why should one masturbate while calling Comcast customer support? Because getting fucked in the asshole when you are not horny feels awful"
"How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down."
"Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair."
"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."
"How can you tell when a German is joking? Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!"
"Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence"
"why do comedians always ask such strange questions? because they're telling jokes"
"Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch."