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"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"
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"when i found out i won the World's Saddest Man award i became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title"
"Q: What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?? A: Nothing - he'll just return it!"
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"What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink? A lager"
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"Therapist: What's the problem? Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me [petting a bee]: You're not strange are you Alan"
"Why did the cow cross the road To get to the udder side"
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"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."