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Joke of the Day
"What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident? Urine."
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"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"
"When playing Fuck/Marry/Kill always ask yourself: will my ""marry"" be cool w/ me fucking & killing these other people?"
"Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants..."
"What do you call a gigolo you don't pay? A Free Willy."
"What's the key to finding love? Rohypnol"
"What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? One pulls rabbits out of hats and the other pulls habits out of rats."
"You all know why Hurricane Matthews is so bad Well unlike Katrina its a guy"
"How to discipline your rock *you hit rock bottom*"
"Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational."