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Joke of the Day

"Me: Don't spit at your sister! 4: I'm a bunny. Me: Bunnies don't spit. 4: I'm an acid-spitting bunny."

"Yo mammas so fat When she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck in between"

"WHAT DO WE WANT? AN END TO AUTO-CORRECT ERRORS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? COW!!!!"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day? ...just think about it."

"Don't you hate it, when you offer someone help and the other person says yes"

"Pessimist: This can't get any worse. Optimist: Yes it can!"

"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"

"International women's day"

"East and West Germany In West Germany your job determines your Marks. In East Germany Marx determines your job."

"ELI5: What does ELI5 mean?"