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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step."

"Bad Gun! Bad Gun!....Shame on you for making criminals do those bad things!.......And then those Forks that are making me Fat!!!"

"I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying programs I mean most of our computers are labelled ""Intel"""

"Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs."

"Did Steve Jobs' house have windows? ..."

"I used to play football for Jerry Sandusky. I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver."

"They say it's amazing what we can achieve if we all put our heads together But if I could put my heads together, I'd never leave my room"

"What do you call a gay man's balls? Mud flaps"

"How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !"

"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, I wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor."