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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack."

"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat."

"How many musos does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"What did the dash say when he failed his exam? ""I underscored."""

"Vending machines are so homophobic Like, I'm sorry my dollar bill wasn't straight enough for you."

"What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus? Cactus has little pricks on the outside"

"Star Wars Joke... What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel? ""Luke! May the whores be with you!"""

"No plastic surgeon will help me! I have really giant hands and I'd like to make them smaller, but every time I ask the doctor for a hand-job I get kicked out."

"Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."

"What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together? It wood rock."