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Joke of the Day

"If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board."

"Did you hear about the brain implant that can fix stupid? It's called a bullet."

"Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area."

"Girl you must be a freezer, because I want to put a dead clown in you."

"Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard 911: ""How do you know he's a peeping tom?"" Woman: ""When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'""."

"I have a stepladder because.... My real ladder left me when I was young."

"Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?"

"There is no such thing as Internet stalking. Stalking requires physical activity. Fun activity like softly brushing your hair at night Sarah"

"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."

"What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play? No MAN'S sky!"