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Joke of the Day

"If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board."

"Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Salmon"

"Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is *un uf*"

"How do you catch a polar bear? Go to the north pole and dig a hole in the ice. Set some peas around the hole and when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole."

"Two jokes... Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"I bet parents get annoyed when their kids ask ""are we there yet?"" when they're fully aware they now live in a car"

"What is a double-wide salad? It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad"

"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"

"Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!"