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Joke of the Day
"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."
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"2 people got in an argument on the other side of the makeshift boat i'm on. So I yelled, what's with all the Rift-Raft over there!?"
"How Can Numbers Be Real If Our i's Aren't Real"
"What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep? ...An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood"
"ME: [shouting upstairs] dinner's ready! 6YR OLD: what are we having? ME: you'll like it! trust me! 6: I ain't falling for that shit again"
"There are three types of people in this world.. Those who can count and those who can't"
"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple"
"Hate it when pharmacy girls ask if I've ""Used this product before?"" Darling I've applied, swallowed & inserted every item ever sold here."
"I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children... ...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded."
"I learned about being sad from my dad. He's kind of a lamentor to me."