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Joke of the Day
"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."
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"some people call me strange but you can call me any time ( )"
"Fortune Teller I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl named Penny - is that spooky or what?"
"If you die in the shower when you're shampooing do the police have to finish rinsing when they find you or is that the ME's job. Is it a job"
"Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab"
"Captain America: I got the alert, what's the emergency? Avengers: Well, it's snowing, so... CA [handing over shield]: Last time! Buy a sled!"
"Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike? Because either way someone is losing a trailer."
"Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it's gone."
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black."
"I hear China makes some high-quality wine... ...people have been raving about the Grape of Nanking."