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Joke of the Day
"Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab"
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"I wish there was an "" I don't get it button."""
"Which rapist was a famous mathematician? Bill cos(b)"
"My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her."
"""So how was your date?"" I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much ""That wasn't a good idea"" Yeah well, hindsight is 1"
"Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane? He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale."
"How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women? With a dust pan and broom"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how in the hell did they get in there?"
"Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally."
"Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish."