173041

Joke of the Day

"I hear China makes some high-quality wine... ...people have been raving about the Grape of Nanking."

"[NSFW] I asked my roommate if she would suck my cock after I cleaned it... The dirty cocksucker said no!"

"Did you hear about the snail who used to be shipped around the world in wooden crates? He was ex-cargo."

"How can my wife's hands not open a jar of pickles in the day, but become superhuman vice-grips at night when I want some covers?"

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"

"Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off? There were too many fowls."

"What do you call a panther and a ghost combined?"

"Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain't funny"

"I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair."

"The thing I like best about smartphones is how they're a prison you keep in your pocket"