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Joke of the Day

"Why is Santa so jolly? ...Because he knows where all the bad girls live!"

"What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia."

"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."

"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."

"(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are... I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman."

"Brain: stop eating! Me: why B: you'll get fat M: so? B: there's only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach! M: oh *stops eating*"

"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"

"What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year? A celery increase."

"I'm dying to get one of those babies that smoke. Too cute!"

"What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? Heeeeeeyyyyyy"