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Joke of the Day
"What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year? A celery increase."
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"Did you guys hear the one about the mascara and the lipstick? The relationship was alright, but the make-up sex was amazing."
"*Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!"
"What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one... "
"How do you know if you're making out with a french horn player? They keep trying to put their hand up your butt."
"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"
"Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed ""Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."""
"What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce."
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team? Pygmies are cunning runts."
"I thought of something funnier than 24 25"