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Joke of the Day

"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."

"Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet? Because when he gets to 'P' it burns."

"She said, ""I want you to make love to me so badly."" He replied, ""And that's exactly what I'm going to do."""

"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?? Great food, horrible atmosphere."

"Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself."

"After i say ""whatever"", all the sh*t you say after that is irrelevant"

"Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that's such a stereotype"

"Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars a bus and two fire engines !"

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Its going to take me a while to get hard because I was just laid."

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."