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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia."
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"Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid."
"What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? A parent, Lee."
"My dad was going out. He told me to watch the fire I said ""no thanks, I've seen it before"""
"[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name? ""Ankhesenamun"" - How do you spell that? ""Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"""
"Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun"
"The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said ""Well you are in a wheelchair"""
"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"
"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""
"If your bathroom mirror doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you're not flossing right."