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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with the five penises? His Condoms fit like a glove."
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"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"
"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"
"If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right?"
"Why do you never have sex with someone's ear? Because you'll give them hearing AIDS."
"[First date] ""So, do you have any pets?"" Yeah, I have a pet crow. He's white. ""You have an albino crow?"" He prefers the term cawcasian."
"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common."
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
"Sorry champ, but getting ""promoted"" from fries to drive-thru is not a promotion."
"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."