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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
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"I'm sick of everyone one reddit corecting my spelling."
"What are the spookiest sounds? Skeletones."
"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."
"Why are woman so happy in wedding photos? They know they've given their last blowjob."
"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"
"What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!"
"Some girls will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same cheating guy a millions times..."
"Have you heard about the three Chinese virgins? Tu Yung Tu, Tu Dum Tu, and No Yen Tu."
"TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here"