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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never have sex with someone's ear? Because you'll give them hearing AIDS."
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"Why was the band late to their gig? Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys."
"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."
"""No!"" -An A to Z guide to parenting."
"I'm going to open a summer camp for kids with ADD And call it 'The Concentration Camp'"
"Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion."
"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."
"You know what they say about having big hands and big feet 2 out of 3 is not bad"
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."
"What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!"