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Joke of the Day

"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"

"How does a farmer count his cows?? with a Cowculator!!"

"I hate when Netflix asks if I'm still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?"

"I tell my daughter she has no idea how lucky she is. When I was 12, I had to use a pay phone and walk 10 miles in the snow to get weed"

"What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road? Rust-in-peace."

"I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend She was never there"

"Soda Can Yesterday someone hit my head with a soda can, luckily it was a soft drink."

"I went to see my doctor about my insomnia. Not sure he appreciated me knocking on his door at 3AM."

"You put 2 fingers in... Maybe 3 if it's big enough... Oh yeah.... Now that's how you wash a mug."

"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!"