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Joke of the Day
"If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right?"
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"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."
"My wife said to me, ""Isn't it odd how on our keyboard the letters ORPN have been worn out?"""
"Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere."
"What do you call a midget prostitute? A lowrider"
"I'll take ""That's Not A Category"" for $200, Alex. ""That's not a category."" Yes, that's right. ""That's not a category."" I chose that, yes."
"I'll always remember what my uncle said before he passed on up... ""Flying houses? Talking dogs? That movie looks dumb."""
"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."
"I didn't sleep well last night so I made my coffee with redbull instead of water. I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car."
"What do you call a pun in a marathon? A running joke"