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Joke of the Day
"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"
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"[NSFW] The Fastest Man Alive ""Thank God you're here Premature Ejaculation Man!""Cried the helpless victim. ""I came as fast as I could!"" responded P.E. Man"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic"
"This day is medieval... Because it's a dragon."
"My girlfriend said it was either her or my obsession of showing people where doors are... ""Well, there's the door."""
"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."
"A wise man once said, ""Science bring people to the moon..."" ""...and planes bring people into buildings."""
"The last time I refused a beer... I misunderstood the question"
"""I couldn't love anyone like you,"" I told my wife. ""Aw, thanks,"" she blushed. I'm glad she didn't understand me."
"What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !"