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Joke of the Day
"You could say I'm a Whiz Kid. I'm really smart. And I'll drink your piss"
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"Is it ""lying in a puddle of blood"" or ""laying in a puddle of blood?"" Lol who knows, but yeah seriously, send an ambulance right away."
"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."
"I'm not sure if I heard a bootleg firecracker... or a pound of dynamite."
"Remember how they used to call Bill Cosby ""America's Dad""? No fucking wonder most of the country has daddy issues."
"Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher."
"A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW"
"A sandwich is better than sex. Because nothing is better than sex and a sandwich is better than nothing."
"DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch"
"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""