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Joke of the Day

"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""

"Love is that really warm feeling that starts from the tips of your fingers and goes towards the bottom of your hand. Oh no wait that's glove"

"I'm starting a magazine called ""Jugs"". It's mostly about pottery."

"What's worse that burning the turkey on thanksgiving? Being a starving African Child."

"If God really made Eve from Adam's rib bone. Then women are really men and we're all gay. Discuss."

"Why is Wendy never pregnant? Because Peter's sperm Neverlands."

"My wife says I snore really bad, so I stayed awake all night to see if she if she was right. Turns out she's a liar, I didn't snore once."

"I saw a truck with donkeys in the trailer... It was hauling ass."

"They aren't making foot rulers any longer Why you ask? If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot"

"My wife told be that I don't understand the concept of irony. Which was ironic because we were in the car at the time."