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Joke of the Day

"Remember how they used to call Bill Cosby ""America's Dad""? No fucking wonder most of the country has daddy issues."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"

"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"

"Patrick: ""Did you see my underwear?"" Mindy: ""No."" Patrick: ""Do you wanna?"""

"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""

"Something I hate When people older than 30 have sex with 18 year olds. It's like they want to be pedophiles but aren't ready to commit."

"What do you call a frozen terrorist? A isilcle"

"A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa"

"I've been seeing this narcoleptic girl lately, it's going really well. I'm saving a fortune on Rohypnol."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!"