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Joke of the Day

"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"

"Molestation Such a touchy subject"

"Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent"

"R.I.P. Prince We have truly lost a symbol."

"I repaired my drum set after my son broke it... ... ... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."

"""This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall."" -Every 2 year old with a Popsicle."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian"

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... but a cop shot it."

"Mind Blown. Girls=Time and Money Because Time=Money Girls=Money (squared) Since Money is the root of all evil square root the squared Money Therefore Girls=Root of all evil"