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Joke of the Day

"Is it ""lying in a puddle of blood"" or ""laying in a puddle of blood?"" Lol who knows, but yeah seriously, send an ambulance right away."

"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"

"Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table."

"Everyone tells me I hold grudges just like my dad. They say I'm a chip on the old shoulder."

"Once there was a guy... ...who had a dog with no legs. Everyday he took him out for a drag."

"I try to spend at least 45 minutes on Chatroulette a night, but I usually have to stop early because my arm gets tired."

"What's the difference between a waitress at a strip club and a stripper? About 2 weeks."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he says to the bartender... ""Give me a beer and give me a mop!"""

"Dad, what's a Freudian slip? Well son, it's when you say one thing and mean your Mother...I mean another."

"How is a pedophile similar to a tortoise? They both want to get there before the hare."